So, what do I really do?

More like it... I use instruments and meds to fix your heart.

Sometimes your brain needs more of a cleanup than your heart. At that point, I will give you sugar pills to make you think that you are being treated. I will still make lots of money and I deserve every bit of it in preventing YOU from going crazy.

What its NOT going to look like...

Your heart will NOT look like the football look-alike on the side once I am done with it. I don't usually use band-aids. Pins are used only when I have to take a phone call in the middle of the surgery, to keep it from falling.

What I don't do...

There are different diseases of the heart. Let's talk about the ones I don't fix. Not that I can't... I just don't feel like it. I don't have a heart of stone of course. That's technically impossible. A heart is a muscle made of flesh. So whoever uses this terminology 'stone-hearted' needs a brain transplant first.